noun: when you do not wipe your ass enough / sweat like a mother in the grundle/butthole area causing a flaming sensation on your asshole that only can be healed by showering or spreading your cheeks when sitting.
"Damn, my asshole feels like it is bleeding right now, this flaming mary has to be from the dump i took earlier, i knew i didn't wipe enough"
A person who is so gay they like the Calgary Flames
You see that guy Trevor over there… he’s such a Flames Fag
An intimate act of love between a consenting couple who stand facing each other naked, a foot apart. The man then sets his pubic hair on fire at the base of his penis then quickly - and - before excessive flame, he moves toward the female and transfers the flame over to her bush so she alights as well. For a brief period both parties enjoy the burn before patting out the flames with their hands and then inhaling the smoke as an aphrodisiac. Polarity can be reversed where a female has sufficiently dense pubes to fuel the flame over to the male. Not to be performed with any accelerants. Thought to have originated in Sydney Australia.
“Hey babe, are you ready to flame over”
“Sorry honey, my pubes are all seared off from last time.”
When a man has sex with a red head... then sets her on fire.
"Where is Sheral?" "She got flaming arkansas, shes dead."
A last-ditch effort made by a horny male to get someone to satisfy their sexual desires where they dowse their penis in lighter fluid and set it ablaze. The hope is to have another person put out the flames with their hands or mouth and fulfill the sexual desires. A very high risk high reward scenario.
“I knew Gavin liked me but I didn’t think he’d make a flaming log for me... good thing it worked.”
Verb. Two lawyers or more lawyers arguing about litigation microloans
Hey you guys. Quick the flame fest, it's just like share cropping. Big whoop.
When you take a big shit in someones oven/microwave turn it on and leave the room.
Jake: What the fuck smells so god damn bad!?
Wes: I gave you a flaming kerplunk cause you fucked my sister.