Bolivian Flu

UK slang ~ a cocaine induced comedown.

Little Mrs:'Owww cmon u gotta go to work today'
Nosebag Nick: 'cant face it, been out on the marching powder all weekend and i'm coming down with the bolivian flu'

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flu flammer

person who suck some long dick

i love being a flu flammer i suck dick

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Freshers Flu

British Uni slang for what is almost certainly Syphilis

John: I think I have Freshers Flu.
Me: No John, you just have Syphilis

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Halo Flu

When someone calls into work sick so they can play Halo.

also known as Halo-itis or Halo-fever

Man, ben has a bad case of Halo Flu

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ascot flu

Flu Like Symtoms That Come From Putting Too Much Ketamine Up Your Nose Resulting A Blocked Nose And Sneezing.

' Last Night Was Heavy I Think Im Coming Down With A Bit Of Ascot Flu'

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FLU SEASON

Flu season that sexy time of year where everyone is getting the flu so when your priest molests you while having the flu and spreads it to you he can say oh well it's flu season

My father says it's flu season so no messing about

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Swine Flu

"Catching the Swine Flu...", a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman.

Example: "Dave caught the swine flu last night."

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