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Royal Flush

The act in which you flush your toilet but remain seated to experience what you hope to be a "Good Time".

In actuality if this ever works then what you experience is a overwhelming uncomfortable feeling and of course the need to repeat the word "Fuck" or "Shit" or even "Shit Fuck"

GUY - Man, i totally busted out a royal flush earlier to get my spirits up
GUY 2 - Did it work?
GUY - No... no it didnt
GUY 2 - Ohh, well that sucks
GUY - Yeah, it made me feel SHITTY
GUY 2 *Slaps* guy in face

by Glenn Hart May 30, 2008

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three-flush floater

a metaphor culled from domestic plumbing, for crap it's hard to dismiss..

Clive James is such a wit. He called somebody's crap novel a 'three-flush floater'... !

by mikroth September 22, 2008


Monte Carlo Flush

Peeing in your respective partners mouth until the urine seeps from the bottom and sides of their mouth. Representing a flooded toilet bowl.

Yo I gave Alex the old Monte Carlo Flush!

by September 10, 2020


mid shit flush

A mid shit flush is where you have to flush the toilet halfway through shitting so you don't block the toilet

hey hannah...did kizz have a mid shit flush?

by jsb89 March 27, 2012

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flushed away

flushed away is an act in which a man inserts a live rat into a woman's vagina and proceeds to have sex with her until ejaculating then eating her out while trying to eating the rat alive

bruh1: what did you do again????
bruh2: I performed a flushed away on her man

by shiokarai December 15, 2019

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Four Flush Frankie

When you're taking a huge dump, or just one which requires multiple flushes as to not choke the plumbing system.

In short, referred to as a "Frankie" or just "FFF".

"Today I had my first Four Flush Frankie. It was beautiful. I think I might be high off air freshener now."

"I'll be right back"
"Where you going?"
"FFF"
"TMI bro"

"Dude, wtf is Mike doing in there? It's been like 30 minutes"
"That fool's dropping a Frankie up that in bitch!"

by zeeteegee April 19, 2021

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porta-potty flush

A Chocolate Shake with chunks of chocolate featured at the virtual restaurant: NO OFFENSE

I'll just have a Porta-Potty Flush. And a spoon.

by A.G.W. February 27, 2007

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