Sometimes food

Sometime foods are foods we should only enjoy once in a while, like cookies, chips, sodas, and snacks high in sugar, fat, and salt.

Coca-Cola is my favorite sometimes food!

food fever

Full body warmth accompanied by the sweats, brought on the act of over eating. Often the thought taking another bite worsens the symptoms. Similar to the "meat sweats".

Kristen complained it was getting hot in here after her third plate of food, she definitely had a "food fever" last night.

school food

A type of comestible served at places of education worse than many other edible objects available (including and not limited to: paper, grass, shit, etc.) usually served during lunch or breakfast. It is usually dry and advertised as healthy though causing physical and mental suffering. Those serving it will usually not be allowed to make the food better to conform to strict guidelines set by the school system.

"Michelle Obama tried to improve school food but made it worse because most schools love cost cutting."
"The school food is extra fucking awful today, isn't it?"

Chinese Food

slang term for 'that good kush.' An alternative way to elaborate on your marijuana habits in public. A term used to avoid all confrontation and to be totally clean. No one will know whats good.

"yo dawg, we gonna get Chinese food before we go to this talent show, i aint tryna see it sober."

"bro, is your guy good for Chinese friday night? If not, lets order some quick"

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food envy

When you go out for a meal and your friend/lover/family's food looks SO AWESOME you get incredibly jealous and stare at it all night/start stealing some it. Esp. if you can't decide what you want to eat or are on a diet.

You: Oh man that looks like an awesome steak!
Friend: Well you shouldn't have ordered salad then...
You: Damn food envy.

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Mormon food

Mormon food is most accurately described to the modern world as junk food and/or fast food. It can include Wendy's Baconator or just general junk food. Fucking disgusting.

Your Friend: Dude, your girlfriend eats like a starving dog!

You, you bastard: Yeah, I stopped off at Wendy's and stocked up on Mormon food for my bitch.

Your Friend: Damn, you stupid.

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Food Stacking

The act of sandwiching two or more individual meals together to create one huge meal.

KFC is food stacking with it's new double down chicken sandwich. Something like that should get your picture on the wall while smiling and wearing a bib.

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