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For sure dawg, I'm cereal!

Newbie, whightey, or old person trying to say "Fa`sh0w, I'm serious!"

n00b1: `/0 |)06 !/\/\ 50 1337
God: Really?
n00b1: For sure dawg, I'm cereal!

by osh September 25, 2004

21๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


bowels of cereal

A cereal bowl filled with severed shitty sphinctors and filled with Vitamin D whole milk.

Would you like a bowel of cereal; the milk turns chocolate colored if you let it sit.

by Timothy July 12, 2004

3๐Ÿ‘ 199๐Ÿ‘Ž


safety cereal game rules

This game is the same as the safety game, but instead of just touching the doorknob after you flatulate and being called upon by another person, you have to also have to name 5 cereals, all different. The person whom called upon you may still hit you as you name the 5 cereals.

Naming 5 cereals....froot loops, coco puffs, captain crunch, lucky charms, etc.
The safety cereal game rules shouldnt be that hard to understand.

by Citris!!!!! March 4, 2009

5๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Super Super Omega Cereal

When you are really really cereal its not funny

1.Dude I danced with that girl last night!
2.You did not!
1. I'M SUPER SUPER OMEGA CEREAL I DID!

by Danny Phantom March 30, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Cereal War Of Ranboo's Stream Channel!

What once started off as a simple statement by an individual named Echo: "I read somewhere that boiling water with cereal is better than milk" delved into an argument into what is better of the two: Cereal with milk or Cereal with water.

The leader of the water cereal side was Raven while the leader of the milk cereal side was TNTRay and as tensions rose, Raven gave an awe inspiring speech that said:
"DEAR NATION OF #stream-channel , YOUR TYRANNY HAS GONE ON FOR TOO LONG. FOR FAR TOO LONG THE MILK CEREAL NATION HAS EXILED US, SHAMED US, ATTACKED US. BUT NO LONGER! TONIGHT, MILK CEREAL NATION, YOU WILL FACE YOUR END AT THE HANDS OF THE WATER CEREAL"

With that Ashs aid:

"HERE YE HERE YE. BY ORDER OF THE COUNCIL OF THE CEREAL, WE HEREBY DECLARE WATER CEREAL AS AN ATTEMPT OF VIOLENCE TOWARD PUBLIC SAFETY AND A BLATANT REMARK REBELLING AGAINST PEACE AND TRANQUILITY. FOLLOWING ARTICLE 3 PASSAGE 7 OF THE CEREAL ACCORDS, I, REPRESENTATIVE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH OF THE MILK CEREAL, HEREBY BANISH THOSE OF THE WATER CEREAL COMMUNITY. THEY WILL BE GIVEN 24 HOURS TO GATHER THEIR BELONGINGS AND SAY GOOD BYE TO LOVED ONES. SHOULD THEY CHOOSE TO IGNORE SAID JUDGEMENT, THEY WILL BE GIVEN PUNISHMENT OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE"

(credits to Ash1001 for most of the information)

Remember 15/02/2021?

yeah, the time of The Cereal War Of Ranboo's Stream Channel!

The day where we all had a war over what was right to eat with cereal, water or milk.
Where Philza Minecraft himself stated that "when you are hungry, anything works. however milk or dry would be better"

by WhoisDRIPPI February 15, 2021


you don't pour my cereal

You don't know me, you don't know what I do, you haven't lived my life, you don't know my struggles nor trials and tribulations

Random THOT: You got me fucked up, bitch you don't pour my cereal!
James: How'd you know I'd do that?
Erin: I know you, I pour yo cereal!!!

by J Smitty219 June 21, 2015

7639๐Ÿ‘ 5007๐Ÿ‘Ž


are you guys for cereal right now?

It means new episodes of Steven Universe and Uncle Grandpa.

Uncle Grandpa: Are you guys for cereal right now?
Narrator: Are we ever!
Steven: What does that even mean?
Narrator: It means new episodes of Steven Universe and Uncle Grandpa. Starts Saturday, the 7th of January at 8AM on Cartoon Network.

by Kevin the Dork Slayer January 23, 2017