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Oskar: “what do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!”
Byron: fuck off im sick of these oskie jokes
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1. a dirty joke commonly referring to a man's genitals.
2. this website
"it shoots straight, it looks straight, and it sounds cool" "you are far to fascinated with dick jokes my friend."
this website is a massive fucking dick joke.
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n. a joke or saying that has meaning to a few select people on the 'inside', and none to anyone else. Generally very annoying; try searching for a definition on Urban Dictionary without running into at least one. You'll find you can't.
OMG, Jenna somerville is da shiznit! Her name is, like, synonymous with tool. I hate Chris because of a stuffed animal named purple nurple
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1. When someone steals your joke you made earlier.
2. When a person generally steals one's jokes, he/she is classified as a joke stealer and an Attention Hog.
After one steals another's jokes, the original joke maker may become a ZB and put a ZB hat on to ignore everyone/everything.
1. "Dude, you just stole my joke, what the fuck?"
2. "You fucking douche, you are such a joke stealer!"
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A joke that is told while smoking weed in a circle, and thus must be kept between the circle. "What's said in the circle stays in the circle."
James: you can't expect to be on the "top 5 fighters at work" list when you have a curfew.....
Betty: Oh man that's funny ! I'm going to have to tell people at work!
James: Nahhhh nah nah that's a circle joke.
A joke that isn't funny to anyone apart from the joke themselves, who is hysterical.
'Knock,Knock'
'This isn't another shit creevy joke, is it?'
When someone says something rude but plays off as a joke so to be unnoticed by others around
'Why is she here?'*laughs'just kidding it wasn't an abusive joke'