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1. A deranged state of mind, usually occuring after one has smoked crack, in which one is completely devoid of the principles of logic. Incoherence; insanity; irrationality.
2. The use of nonsensical lies to hustle people for money to support their crack addiction.
My Dad uses crack logic when trying to persuade me to give him money. "I need some money for food! Are you going to let your father die of starvation?" When I bring him several bags of groceries he gets mad because I didn't bring him money with which to buy crack.
another term for a fart. Sons were told not to use the word "fart", to come up with something else.
After a horrible smell of rotten ass filled the car, my son hollered out, "dad, did you crack a shizzy?!" fartpass gaspop
a loose, worked, and utterly stretched out ass crack due to multiple simultaneous penis insertions administered daily.
That girl has the worst flappy crack ive ever seen. I didnt even know when my dick was in her ass.
A person who has lost the plot due to drug related psychosis. It is where you are not in control and are on full autopilot. This can occur while on drugs or if you abuse substances which leave your brain chemistry messed up.
"Brah the other day i took so much dex i was in the dextroverse" said Rodney
"Fuuckkkk" - said jim
"Yeah then i mainlined so much ketamine i ate my tongue"- said Rodney
"You're a cracked cunt" said Jim
"yeah mand you've lost the plot" said Sam
a skateboarding term referring to the cracks generally found around the trucks/bolts caused from landing numerous times on your board mainly from a hard stomping fashion.
Steve: shit, i need a new deck i've got mad pressure cracks.
Danny: you need to stop landin bolts evert trick bro.
1. an anti-racist, anti-sexist, anti-homophobic and anti-facist organization rocking the 40 oz.
2. possibly the greatest band ever to intertwine skanking, headbanging, riots, and unity.
3. ...BEWARE THE WRATH OF THE VICTIM!
God, dude, that Leftover Crack show was the best concert i've ever went to. Did you hear about those cowardly skinhead riots afterwards? I wish those close-minded bigots would actually listen to the words of Stza and the crack rock steady beat. I think the world would be a better place.
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Devastatingly addictive and time-sucking internet sites such as Facebook and Second Life. You think you can just try it a few times and before you know it you have to do it before breakfast, and instead of lunch. You cruise the PTA meeting for new Mob Wars victims, and find sleep no longer matters. These sites are responsible for much of the decline in American productivity. No manufacturing base left because we all have to work in offices with computers so we can check out LOLcats or youtube. Better yet, work at home to minimize the chances of the boss seeing your amazing porn sites.
Q: How's the family?
A: I don't know, the e-crack has me in it's tight, evil grip. But I can't stop! God help me, someone stage an intervention!
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