friend

friend:
person you call when you are in jail to bail you out.
true friend:
person sitting next to you in jail saying, "man, we fucked up big this time"

true friend: man, we fucked up, but it was worth it.
you: yeah, they will never be able to ger all that shit off their house!

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friends

The people of witch (sp ?) i have none

i'v got no friends.....

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A Friend

street code for the La Costra Nostra; meaning a person is a "goodfella" or "wise guy". a highly intelligent criminal who is not or not a full blooded italian.(not eligible to be made a memember of the La Costra Nostra because they are not able to follow their familie's bloodline/tree).

"hey Giovanni, this guy is ´a friend of mine`. his a good guy."

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Friends

The people that are always with you and the people you want to be with more then family. Someone that you can't be with out.

Wow you are my best Friends!

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Friend

Somone/some people that are always there to help, a friend i need is a friend in deed!Also somone you hang around with.

Dude1: OMG, I just got a new friend called mya. She's nice.
Dude2:That sucks!I thought i was ure friend, cause i hate mya!

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Friend

Someone who's there to help you zip your pants.

*stands with fly down facing friend* "Hey, could you zip this?"

*friend zips pants withough question* "The fake nails got in the way again didn't they?"

"Yeah..."

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Friends

Something I thought I had

"I thought I had friends but apparently I'm trash and don't deserve love"

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