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funky cold medina

Ive found two different meanings on the internet for this term as well as one I found using the lyrics from the song "Funky Cold Medina" by Tone LOC.

Aperently for one it is an alcoholic drink made by pouring 1 oz. Absolut Vodka, 1 oz. Southern Comfort, and 1 oz. Blue Curaçao and cranberry juice on top of ice.

The other found online is it is some sort of disease which origionated in the arabian city of Medina in north africa, which I actually found on this web page (look down).

The last one, which I derived myself was that it is a non-alcoholic date-rape drug which Tone LOC talks about using in his song.

"So I gave some(Funky Cold Medina) to my dog, when he began to beg
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
And did the Wild Thing on my leg"

"I went up to this girl, she said, "Hi, my name is Sheena"
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky cold Medina
She said, "I'd like a drink, " I said OK, I'd go get it
Then a couple of sips, she sold licked her lips
And I knew that she was with it"

by GrottyLittleWanker December 14, 2004

104πŸ‘ 223πŸ‘Ž


funky cold medina

to label something funky or fucked up with a little extra pizzazz.

Oh no, Steve banged your mom & sister . . . at the same time!?!?!?
That is funky cold medina brother.

by lift-ticket July 31, 2006

96πŸ‘ 276πŸ‘Ž


FUNKY COLD MEDINA

Usually done as a payback for a favor such as a blumpkin, or a rusty trombone... This is a maneuver where you stick one ice cube in the girl's ass (making a swirl-like motion with your finger, plugging the ice cube inside) whilst you eat her pussy with 2 ice cubes in your mouth.

Baby, i'll take this frozen shecum all over my face, hand, and bed as a sign that you appreciate the FUNKY COLD MEDINA I just did for you. It was the least I could do, after you made my jizz do a polevault over the shower curtain with that blumpkin you just gave me.

by Mah The Falka January 6, 2012

67πŸ‘ 197πŸ‘Ž


Demontears/ Funky Fender55

Owner of the 404 hub

He has porn and his slots are always full! :angry:

by Not santa November 8, 2003

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Funky Chicken TM

The act of pleasuring four males using the insides of your elbows and the insides of your knees while doing the *funky chicken* dance.

When adding Funky Chicken TM & Golden Hurricane & Mexican Midgets on an Elivated Platform you get the greatest sexual act ever! ---SEE GREATEST SEX IDEA

by Brad Matthews September 26, 2006

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


funky butt lovin

The act of butt loving that is so raw that it is often referred to as funky. Usually leaves the recipient's anus smelling like almonds.

"Have you ever seen two squirrels fuck a rabbit? Now thats some funky butt lovin."

"Oh my god, you wouldn't believe what happened last night. I went to this party, had a few too many rolls, met this guy, and yadda yadda yadda I had to make some major dookie today"

by Paul Darnabodie March 19, 2007

30πŸ‘ 129πŸ‘Ž


going to funky town

getting high after a long tolerance break

Well goes see you later, I'm going to funky town. *funky town of lipps inc starts playing when you hit the bong*

by Kwirto January 14, 2021

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