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Wrinkly goggles are applied by laying one's testicles on top of someone's eyelids while they sleep, or perhaps while they are awake.
Life always looks better through a pair of wrinkly goggles!
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When you come home after over indulging over your libation of choice and you are beer goggled about yourself.. You are getting ready for bed. You check yourself out in the mirror in undies or whatever. You look so hot.
Self goggled quotes:
"My abs look tight".
"damn I have a sweet (insert body part here)".
"Check out these pecs"
"Why wouldn't he want this sweet ass?"
or whatever you tell yourself.
Man looking at himself in the mirror "hey babe, check out these guns. All those chicks at the bar would drool over these cannons."
"C'mon to bed honey, you look good because you're self goggled".
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When a beard-bearing individual is convinced that his facial hair looks great, regardless of how bad it may look to everyone else.
Similar to beer goggles in that the more facial hair a person has, the better they think it looks.
"Wow, have you seen Dave's beard? It looks terrible, I don't know why he won't shave that thing."
"It's because he has beard goggles right now, in his mind it looks great."
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When the male ejaculates in his partner's (be it male or female) eyes during intercourse.
I gave that bitch the Saddam Goggles.
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This monstrosity involves the act of where an unsuspecting male is pleasuring his female counterpart, then for some fuck off gross reason she starts menstruating all over his face, in his mouth and more particularly in his eyes blinding him. When consciousness is regained, his vision will be tainted for 3-6 hours with a vile red colour and may exhibit suicidal tendencies.
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Horrified by the pungent smell and thickened texture dripping down his ocular cavity, Ray chewed the veins out of his wrists and proceeded to violate himself with a wine bottle until death by rectal trauma.
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Maloney: Dude, did you hear what happened to Higgins?
Jones: Haha yeah I heard he received heinous blood goggles, man what a douche.
Maloney: Yeah, then he drank battery acid and forced himself to cry!
(Pause of sheer horror)
Maloney: Then he beat a midget with a hose.
Jones: Intense...
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A practical joke in which someone is tied down and has their eyelids folded back. Then someone smears feces on the inside of the eyelids and folds them back down over the eyes. Subsequently, that person will now feel a burning sensation in their eyes and can now be classified as wearing "chocolate goggles"
"Quick, while Jake is sleeping, let's tie him down and give him some mad chocolate goggles."
"Why, oh why, did the person who gave me chocolate goggles have to have eaten at taco bell the night before?"
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To be whipped by a stupid hoe, a conglomeration of "booty blind" and "beer goggles"
Man, steve sure is rockin' them booty goggles. He watched the notebook with his stupid hoe instead of gettin sloppy with the boys.
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