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Hey, can I see gooch tonight?
No, not tonight my girlfriend is coming round.
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The sweat that remains on your seat when you stand up
Dude I just went on a ride and the gooch juice was real - it’s like my taint is haunting my motorcycle
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The little balls of fabric that accumulate around a guy's gooch. They are usually black and come from a mixture of underwear and pubes. Gooch fuzz usually happens when you sweat alot or have really tight boxers/briefs. Sometimes gooch fuzz will cause extremely painful pube knots. They are extremely annoying and make you say wtf when they wash out in the shower.
"Dude, my mom bought me these new black boxers, and they give me the worst gooch fuzz."
"I hate gooch fuzz, the other day i had a clump of them and it knotted my ass pubes."
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someone who is a gooch whore. One who opens their gooch (A.K.A. grundle) to anyone.
This means this person will show his gooch to anyone
Johnny has been such a gooch monger lately.
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When a person strums the gooch with seemingly effortless harmony and skill.
Hey, AJ. You're such a Fiddler on the Gooch. I want to be like you when I grow up.
Danny, man...wow. You know my lower anatomy like a Fiddler on the Gooch.
Hey, do you guys know where a local Fiddler on the Gooch might be? I got an itch that only a Fiddler on the Gooch can scratch.
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The act of slapping a man in the gooch.
Generally this is a non-sexual encounter practiced by a gooch assasin
Steve: hey Vic, if you don;t get your act together i'm gonna come over there and slap you in the gooch
Victor: Whatever
Steve: you asked for it! *Steve thunders toward Victor and slaps him square on the gooch*
Victor: ouch, that gooch slap really hurt!
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The strange few days between Christmas Day and New Year when no one quite knows what to do.
"What are you doing over the Christmas Gooch?"
"I don't know, probably eating leftover turkey and finishing off the Christmas beer."
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