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Chat goons are a phenomena started by a small group of people that have grown into a large internet meme. They are made by using regular characters. Examples of these are seen below.
.______. A generic "goon". This is the most basic type. It can be created with any amount of underscores.
\\\.______./// A "clawed goon". This type of goon was created later on in the meme's lifetime by other users than the original "goon" creators.
Goons developed a large following. Some stories made up to explain the "goon" fad are:
Goons are small creatures that live under beds. They enjoy chewing the toes of people. Goons have webbed feet and some goons are said to have "claws", signified by back or forward slashes. Further rumors indicate that they replace the toes of people with different objects. Supporters of the "Salad Fingers" series claim that the goons replace the toes with croutons to provide an additional strange entity to the "Salad Fingers" universe.
".____. \\\.______./// .____. Chat goons"
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Someone who portrays there lifestyle with art
Ah that boy Reem Heffner a art goon .
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A youth or underage drinker who drinks cheap cask wine.
Goon Boy - "Hey Tom were GOON BOYS! everyone is full on lookin at us they reckon we're cool"
Crowd - "Pfft underages and their cask wine, faggots."
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A fat crew of cheap ass muthafuckers who like to get hell wasted for the least amount of money possible... Buy drinking goon.
person 1:Hey look its the goon brigade.
person 2: fuck they are gonna destroy my dardy home!
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A female drinker of cask wine. The word slut is used to denote the indiscriminate selection of alcoholic beverages.
A goon slut does not have to be sexually active.
The term 'goon slut' was first coined by a genius northcliffian after he witnessed the affinity two particular Perth females had to cheap alcoholic beverages in particularly Goon. He noted that they often prefered the company of goon to that of a gentleman and ritually would administer the beverage via a funnel. This practise would render them motionless or abusive within two hours of drinking.
eg: that goon slut would even drink turpentine.
eg: lucky goon can't transmit infections or she'd have died from AIDS long ago.
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When doing drugs there will always be that person who lays down where ever they are and won't do shit. This person is a goonbitch. Goonbitches usually care only about themselves and make no effort to hide it. Most will try to take advantage of you in some way or cause you trouble in an activity.
Goon bitch: "Yo you think you could spot me for that green we just smoked?"
Friend: "Man I've spotted your ass like 50 times you goon bitch."
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Straight up hip-hop or R&B or Rap. with the heavy bass and the lyrics that don't make sense, but the beat is catchy and therefore all the Goons listen to it.
"damn dude! did you hear what those black guys were listening to?"
"yeah man! straight up Goon Tunez".
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