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A person without any athletic skill or coordination whatsoever. Who is way bigger than you and uses this advantage to beat you in sports/life anyway.
Alex: Ryan is such a goon.
Grason: Yeah, he has no skill but his massive size makes him own us in every game.
Alex: Yeah, let's go remind he that he is a goon.
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When doing drugs there will always be that person who lays down where ever they are and won't do shit. This person is a goonbitch. Goonbitches usually care only about themselves and make no effort to hide it. Most will try to take advantage of you in some way or cause you trouble in an activity.
Goon bitch: "Yo you think you could spot me for that green we just smoked?"
Friend: "Man I've spotted your ass like 50 times you goon bitch."
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Straight up hip-hop or R&B or Rap. with the heavy bass and the lyrics that don't make sense, but the beat is catchy and therefore all the Goons listen to it.
"damn dude! did you hear what those black guys were listening to?"
"yeah man! straight up Goon Tunez".
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1. A prostitute known for giving blowjobs in exchange for one to two bags of crack cocaine.
We picked up a goon gobbler on Broadway last night, she was a two bagger.
Someone who habitually buys large amounts of chlorine, most often in the form of two and a half gallon jugs, on a frequent basis.
Person 1: I bought 12 chlorine jugs three days ago, I bought 12 more yesterday, and I plan on buying 12 more today.
Person 2: You're turning into a Pool Goon man.
A man who likes getting laid by older women.
Man, that guy Benjamin is a real prune goon. How old was that lady?
A person who cares about his future and knowledge and also well-being; but will spazz out if need be.
Yo my mans A.R. A good goon, going to college and shit