Greek Freak

A common nickname used to refer to a certain basketballer with no real rings called Giannis Antetotecumetimputinunetunicummytonkumpo.

When will the Greek Freak win a real ring?

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greek taco

eating gyro dough out of a snatch

He ate her greek taco and exclaimed "OPA"!

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Greek breakfast

The preparation of regular Greek food through the insertion of breakfast items into the participant's anal cavity. We will take the feta cheese for example; by thoroughly marinating the cheese by deep insertion into the anus, the cheese will acquire a taste similar to Greek cuisine. Typical marination time varies between a day to a week, garnish with a sprig of cilantro.

Sailing into the sunset and waking up to a captivating morning, the inspiration drew me to try a Greek Breakfast with my lover.. Only if she takes the first bite.

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Greek Surprise

Like the shocker, but a fist to the vulva and a thumb in the anus.

Warning: There have been reports of dislocated thumbs suffered from improperly administering the Greek Surprise.

"Dude, how'd you break your thumb?"
"Well I was a bit drunk and trying to give a chick the Greek Surprise..."
"Let me guess, you were over rotated and slammed your thumb into her taint? Yea, we've all been there, it's a rookie mistake."

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greek tea

the results of pissing in side your partner after you butt fuck him/her.

The bed was totally trashed after Matt and Jim Bob's Greek Tea party.

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Going Greek

Much like the common term "Going Dutch", Going Greek differs in that the person who has arranged the date pays nothing. Rather than splitting the cost of the meal, the invitee pays for the entire check.

After having done so, the person who pays nothing will still expect the date to progress to an intimate coupling without any concern for the feelings of the invitee.

A Good Example is the The Greece-Europe Bailout of 2010

Also:

"Hey, Do you mind covering this?"

"What? I thought we were going Dutch!"

"Yeah, uh... I'm kinda broke right now..."

"You have got to be kidding!"

"Well... uh... I'm sorry, really... but... afterward we could still go back to my place...."

"I would never agree to going Greek with you!"

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Greek Wine

Diarrhea delivered to a mouth.

Greek wine makes the trombone rustier.

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