The act of becoming so fucked up you have intercourse with the ugliest girl at a party unbeknownst to you until the morning.
"Dude I was so fucked up at that party last night."
"Yah I know, you totally gripped the Squatch. Never grip the Squatch."
A Grips Moment is the instance of lacking any brain cells and saying the first thing that pops into your head.
Greg - "Your car makes noise when it stands still"
Greg just had a Grips Moment.
Jay - "Wait a vertebra isn't a bug?"
Jay just had a Grips Moment.
When a girl has a penis in hand, jacking it off, and her grip gives that perfect sensation of firm yet soft and delicate.
OMG Stephanie you always have a juidicksu grip when you stroke my cock
While riding a motorcycle, turning the throttle all the way open, hence flipping the (throttle) grip.
I was casually riding down the highway when some cager tried to pass me. So I did flip the grip and popped a huge wheelie.
when a guitarist picks with his first finger stiffened out, and the thumb usually bent at a 90 degree angle.
(great for palmuting)
(frowned upon by teachers)
He doesnt play regularly he uses pencil grip.....
When her coochie is dry, rough, and dirty like a skaters griptape.
She had skater grip, and my penis looks like a sanded down hot dog
From Sloth’s debut album, “Thank You, Sire!”, the gentleman’s grip is to hold a beverage (typically alcoholic), and a smoking device (typically of cannabis variety) in the same hand.
“when you want more than just a little bit, boy- now I recommend utilizing that gentleman’s grip”