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A guard against

The terms are being changed because the definitions of the terms are being broadened and it's destroying people's lives. That and because you don't like being told "If I'm not attracted to minors then I'm not a pedophile." "If I didn't rape anyone I'm not a rapist."

Hym "The only thing you are 'a guard against' is 'having a deep understanding of topics.' If the configuration of personality traits between Males and Females is consistent (Which it is) then WHEN A MALE has a configuration of personality traits that is MORE CONSISTENT with the average female than it is with the average male, it isn't unreasonable for them to identify with females more than they do with males. So, the nomenclature... That was associated with females has changed to reflect that phenomenon. There is no denial of objective reality happening there. Maybe some suspension of disbelief when it come to the more abstract trans iterations. And I would imagine that they aren't calling it a mental disorder anymore because it isn't considered pathological. And it's interesting you bring up the Pedophiles because..."

Candy "If have to control everyone's behavior cus they're gonna fuck my kids! If I don't do this they are going to convince everyone that is fine to fuck my kids!"

Hym "Well, no, I would say that your kids are legally incompetent and therefore cannot consent if someone tried to convince me of that but they are already fucking your kids. I just saw and article like a month ago about another catholic priest. Fucking kids. Again. This wasn't a guard against that."

by Hym Iam January 1, 2025


changing of the guard

v. British term employed by aged royals when replacing their soiled Depends undergarments.

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I say old chap. Must one stand to attention when watching the changing of the guard?

Only if the Queen or the Princess Royal is involved.

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022


changing of the guard

v. Upper class British term for applying a fresh condom.

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I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.

The command was tacky, or the condom?

by gnostic3 January 18, 2022


Changing of the Guard

n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.

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Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?

No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.

by gnostic3 August 6, 2022


The Guarding Game

A game where the goal is for a boy/man to protect or "guard" their genitalia from their opponents attempting to grab it.

On the bus the group of friends were in the midst of an intense round of The Guarding Game

by City of Dylan February 22, 2021


splatter guard

A device made from toilet paper that keeps diarrhea from splattering all over the toilet.

Girl, you ate those BK onion rings last night. You're gonna need a splatter guard.

by jman2001 April 8, 2014


color guard hoe

a bitch that does not shut the fuck up about their winterguard/colorguard season. also known as me.

Hey we got first place at our show last weekend!
No one fucking asked, god you’re such a color guard hoe.

by c4an November 4, 2022