hairy dolphin

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates on a females back, then rips out some pubic hair and tosses it on the semen.

That bitch Jenny wouldn't let me bust in her mouth, so I gave her a hairy dolphin.

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hairy taco

vagina; female genitals

He likes to put his meat in my hairy taco.

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Hairy Dave

Everyone in the whole world knows many Daves, And at least one of these Daves will have the nick name Hairy Dave!!

Look theres Hairy dave, Call him over!

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hairy plate

see furry muff. Seen on Ali-G, while interviewing a brit, involved in law.

"you know, she umm, drinks from the furry cup, you know, like she, eats from the hairy plate"

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Dirty Hairy

When somebody kisses the anus of another man. Then the person on top says "Do you feel lucky spunk" and farts in her mouth.

The deluxe version = when the fart is wet

The suprieme = is the dirty hairy deluxe and some addtional shit that accidently ;-) appeared and falls in her mouth.

Sandra: Starts kissing his friends asshole
Mike: Do you feel lucky spunk (and starts one of the dirty hairy's)

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Hairy Fart

After you shave you collect all your hair and place it in over close to your butt. Then you fart and boom, a hairy fart.

I just had a biggest hairy fart ever, I covered the whole downstairs in my shavings.

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hairy hector

when u put hair inside a taco and shove it up someones ass

i just gave her a hairy hector

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