A Luke Han is a person who is a very nice and savage. He is awesome and he does bad things but doesn't get caught.
Luke Han broke a toilet again.
A frustrated male version of a Debbie-Downer who complains about everything during an awesome trip.
Why are you so grumpy that we have to drive to North Carolina? Stop being a Michael Han-Downer.
The name of an epic gamer.
Might be a Mario superfan.
A good friend who likes to prank people occasionally, to varying degrees of success.
"Hey! Y'know that guy who beat the original Mario in 10 minutes? He was such a Ching Han!"
Hans Zimmer's works is one of the greatest gifts given to humanity
Some dumbass named Ethan but his online name is literally a extra terrestrial.
Dude who the fuck is E.T. HAN??
You didn't know? It's Ethan.
Sweatiest motherfucker of all time. A huge opp to everyone in his class, except 0630. like Om nom from cut the rope. Potentially working at a CVS near you. Knows ball. Pretends to be homosexual to compensate for his lack of rizz.
Omg is that Brandon Han in the library again?
No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily
Oh is that why he gets no bitches?
No, that's because of his micropenis