Willy hand

Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.

In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”

Museum Hands

When a person's hands get covered in cum resulting in being unable to touch anything, much like in a museum.

I couldn't turn the doorknob to get out of her bedroom because I had museum hands.

A Ghost hand

Having no money.
Poor/Broke!
empty handed.

I'm sitting here broke with A Ghost hand till pay day.

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hand grenade

A hand grenade is a melon flavored alcoholic beverage sold at Tropical Isles on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. Marketed as the strongest drink on Bourbon Street, it is the equivalent of about 4 1/2 standard drinks

Paul drank three hand grenades and woke up the next morning in the gutter in New Orleans East with a sore anus.

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Slow Hand

Derived from a song by the Pointer Sisters and Conway Twitty.. meaning To be patient with and give sexual pleasure.. Mostly referring to men
In essence the opposite of "Wham bam thank you ma'am"

"I want a man with a slow hand, I want a lover with an easy touch"

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Hand Bomb

when working in a shop or wearhouse, lifting very heavy objects by hand instead of using a fork lift

I think they want me to hand bomb these pieces since they dont let me use a fork lift anymore

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hand to mouth

having nothing, or close to nothing.

many people in the inner city live hand-to-mouth lives.

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