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Did the hoe jerk you off? Yes but it was a handicap handjob.
A Battle Creek handjob is when your getting a handjob while simultaneously fingering your own ass hole
yeah I got me a Battle Creek handjob behind the bowling alley
When a person jerks off two seated friends, one with each hand, using the ski pole method, with winter gloves on.
Those two guys got a Canadian Handjob from that stripper in Vegas.
When some one sneaks up on another person grabbing there dick and jerking them off till ejaculation at which point they jump out yelling boo scaring the other person.
Hey dude Danny DeVito gave me a spooky handjob.
The act of jerking someone off to distract them from the Alaskan Pipeline that’s about to be shoved up their ass.
Most frequently employed by DC lobbyists on various segments of the American public and by Amber Heard on unsuspecting romantic partners.
1. Dazzled by the company’s offer of thousands of good-paying factory jobs in exchange for tax cuts and reduced regulations, the city council was once again fooled by the old Halliburton Handjob.
2. After hearing of her boyfriend Brodie’s infidelity, Justine organized a gangbang and ambushed Brodie with a Halliburton Handjob in front of all his friends.
A handjob that, as the name implies, consists of many tiny hands. Your significant other purchases finger puppet hands 🤚🏼and puts on as many fingers as they can handle. They then proceed to give a sensory overload handjob with not one hand, but many little ones for increased pleasure. Consider it like the ribbed condom of handjobs....
My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game so she decided to surprise me with a tiny handjob...so many fingers, for so much pleasure.
A festive want given by a female
"I wonder if she will give me a holiday handjob."