Hans had intimate sex with his cat one day
That's a Hans' Cat Moment
The act of shitting inside a friends (or enemies) pillow case, then hitting them with it.
Dude, Mike pissed me off so I gave him a hans gnarly
this old saying was used to describe a person that uses his 12 year old sister to buy alcohol when he cant
''Yo, little sister I know you are 12 years old, sus edition, but can you buy alcohol for me?'', I am a Hans Oluf on a weekend.
Mei Han is a girl who will annoy you and steal your things for a living
Classmate:"steals your things"
You: you are a mei han
Something that is strange, weird or unique
Person: shits themselves
Person 2: Oh nein that is very Hans Panz