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Something Logan Paul said once....
...and got a lot of hate for it after a certain incident.
Pewdiepie reviewed this sometime not too long ago and said the steps to an apology “I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize”
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Yeaaahh, me to
I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands Is one of the first sentence ideas that comes up when you search for i hate it when, in google
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Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader I’m not rude I guess
Syamsul Yusof is not mine but we never met before I can be the leader I’m not rude I guess
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Kaworu from Neon Genesis Evangelion
When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”
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The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.
Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*
I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?
I'm alright
Don't nobody worry 'bout me
You got to gimme a fight
Why don't you just let me be?
Do what you like
Doing it nat'rally
But if it's too easy
They're gonna disagree
It's your life
Isn't it a mystery?
It's nobody's bus'ness
It's everybody's game
Got to catch you later
No, no, cannonball it right away (Some Cinderella kid)
Get it up and get you a job (Dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip)
I’m Alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?
I'm alright
Don't nobody worry 'bout me
You got to gimme a fight
Why don't you just let me be?
Who do you want?
Who you gonna be today?
And who is it really
Makin' up your mind?
You wanna listen to the man?
Pay attention to the magistrate
And while I got you in the mood
Listen to your own heart beatin'
Own heart beatin'
Own heart beatin'
Own heart...
Don't it get you movin'?
(Mmmmm-man, you make me feel good)
Wow, Cinderella kid
Then give it up and give it the job (Dip dip dip dip dip dip dip dip)
I'm (Boom, boom, boom)
I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?
I'm alright
Don't nobody worry 'bout me
You got to gimme a fight?
Why don't you just let me be?
I'm alright
Nobody worry 'bout me
Why you got to gimme a fight?
Can't you just let it be?
I'm alright
I'm alright
I'm alright
Just let me be
I'm alright
I'm alright
I'm alright
Just let me be
A casual sentence for people who got hurt on accident or on purpose.
Example of on purpose
Kid:“I’m gonna go jump off this big slide!
Mom: “huh??”
Kid: “Oww I got hurt!”
Kid: “I’m in pain!”
Example of on accident
Kid: “Dad can I go on my scooter?”
Dad: “Of course!”
Kid: “Look dad look at me!”
*falls in hole*
Kid: “OWW! I got hurt!!”
Kid: “I’m in pain!”