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Translation: If my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle
Used in response to someone saying lots of hypotheticals
Person 1: "Si estuviera presidente..." (If I were president...)
Person 2: "Y si mi Tia tuviera ruedas, sería una bicicleta " (And if my aunt had wheels, she would be a bicycle)
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1. A rare sexual tool wielded by a master of intimate pleasure and desire
2. An abnormally large wank containing rocket propelled semen
3. Zach's penis
Baby, I got the best three-oh-three sa-la-mi that you'll find in the big nutty!
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The place where the only thing in your 3 year contract that will last you more than 1 month is your car payment.
A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.
When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.
Jack: Did you hear that Bob bought a vehicle from Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI today?
Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.
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a popular frase said in chile by the footballer Alexis sanchez that its means do you understand me ?
De cabro chico de tocopilla mi intindi?
aka 笑佛 Laughing Buddha / 胖佛 Fat Buddha / 快乐佛 Happy Buddha / Mi Lo Fu
Mi-Lo Fwo (Happy Fat Laughing Money Buddha) is the most common and most popular depiction of Buddha in China for centuries. His nickname was “Cloth Sack” — Budai in Chinese. Buddhists’ main goal in life is to ‘be happy’, and it’s for this reason that depictions of Buddha show him as being fat and laughing.
I am fat. I have a large belly, and an (almost) bald head, I must be the reincarnation of Mi-Lo Fwo
Mi-Linh is a very nice person. Everyone who mets her gets happy by just seeing her round face. She loves her friends and is never ever rude to them.
She is asian, as you all can see by her name. Mi-Linh likes to drink milk with cookies. It's her favourite. If you know someone, named like her just give her this and she'll be happy the whole day.
What you really need to know is, that she is very lovely and if you met her you will sofortely want to be her friend.