Meet n' Greet

A formal get together that allows all memebers of said group/ party to join together in a discussion based format, and talk things out by using a talking stick to allow everyone in share and say with whatever the matter shall be. Whether it be board games, video games, and life and death.

Bro, Spencer, Devon, Jake, Steven, Ryan and I all had a Meet n' Greet during out game of 'Risk' last night. It was intense.

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safety meeting

Code for slacking
For when people are standing around with there hands in there pockets, cause when your not doing anything with your hands in your pockets you cant hurt yourself.

What are those guys doing over there? there having a safety meeting.

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Nice to meet you

In matters of etiquette, the proper way to introduce yourself to someone you don't know.

Scott: My name is Scott, and I'll be your ski instructor for today. Nice to meet you.
Peter: Thank you, nice to meet you too.

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bug meet and greet

Living hell

Time to get eaten alive by bugs at the bug meet and greet

Meeting Affective Disorder

A form of boredom that occurs in relation to mandatory meetings, most commonly those centered around a presentation.
Symptoms include difficulty in staying awake, and delirious hallucinations more commonly referred to as daydreams.

Guy 1: I think you have Meeting Affective Disorder, you should see a doctor
Guy 2: Why do you think I have that?
Guy 1: The pool of drool on the table from you dozing off.

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Special Meeting of the Government

1. A euphemism for sexual relations with one's significant other or spouse. Used primarily for politicians and political agents.

2. Improper use or teasing about can lead to one being sent on special assignment to the Yukon.

First used in NBC's the West Wing, November 2000, on "And It's Surely to Their Credit" season 2, episode 5.

President Bartlet: Kids, I am so sorry. I have to go now, to a special meeting... of the government. I will mail you all an autographed copy of the picture we took together. And one day, you will all understand.

Dick: Is that really the time? Oh man, I'm uh... late. I have a special meeting of the government that I have to go to, sorry. *runs out the door*
Jane: But you're not involved in politics...?

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ice to meet you

A traditional Welsh greeting.

Ice to meet you, David! Bydd geiriau anodd yn sgrîn?

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