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1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy
2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in
4. Spread fingers open
5. Take a look through the Stained Glass
As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon
To snort crack out of a hookers muff
Nina - "Did you have a great time with that prostitute last night?"
Glenn - "Yeah i gave her a glass carpet!"
Nina - "PHWOOOAH"
When you come/nut on a girl's/or boy's(take your pick) face while they are wearing glasses.
Jake:"Last night I gave Brittany that frosted glass all over her glasses."
-For guys-
Sam:"I swear I'm gonna get Brad for giving me frosted glass all over my glass."
In the middle of TSA checkpoints are glass booths.
These booths are where they make you wait if you require further screening. If you have attitude they keep you there till you miss your flight.
Did you see that lady with the nice rack? The TSA glass boxed her for 20 minutes.
that guy that you are okay with getting a cream-pie from
I think Danny glass made me pregnant but I don’t care because it felt so good.
To crush, gush, swoon or otherwise fall all over one's self for Ira Glass of This American Life.
Uh-oh, turn off the radio. She's Glass crushing again.