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The Female Version of Tea Bagging. The act of lowering one's labia onto someones face, or into their mouth while they are laying down. Kind of resembles dipping roast beef into au jus.
Damn bitch French Dipped me and I couldn't breath!
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When somebody puts melted chocolate (room temperature) in a girl's vagina and then eats her out.
-Dude, I totally French fondued my girlfriend yesterday!
-Awesome! Did you get chocolate all over the place?
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-Hey bro, dya know about French Victory?
-Hmm, let me guess, Indian natives genocide? The Bay Pig humiliation? The Vietnam War retreat? September 11's cutter assault? The 2nd Irak War, our bravest fight versus peasants?
-Er, I think these are actually some of our finest American Victories! Don't you have any idea?
-No dude, sorry but I don't even know where's France, I'm just an ordinary American fatboy you know. I've heard of this animal stuff, named "Napolion" (sorry I can't handle special characters, it's way too complicate for us yanks) or some, but he was not French, he was from Corsica I've heard on my fav cultural show, the Jerry Springer Show! Corsica must be a small town in Louisiana. Mom told me about Charles Martel (sounds funny hihi!), Hastings and the occupation of England but she might be wrong, afterall French language is made of more than 60% of English words, it can't be! Like our finest America-bred philosoph, President George Walter Bush, said once "the weird with French is they don't even have a name for 'entrepreneur'!" I bet it on the Statue of Liberty, our finest achievement, our old American glory!
-Dammit! My History exam is tomorrow, I'm too dumb to open an History book and check about this shit.
-Hosterlitz, or Austerlitz maybe (too many letter in this word, i'm not used to handle such complicated spelling!), French kicking ass of the Brits, the Russians and the Germans together!
-Fuggedaboutit, Austerlitz is a Cajun food, you're lame boy! French state doesn't have a single standalone victory, while we a 50-state union are experienced fighters, we won versus peasants armies allover the world! We are shitting ourselves about North Korea, but hey! These ones have weapons! We've no chance...
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An appendage that does not work properly due to a previous injury.
(Throws an orange to dude)
(Dude misses it)
Wow, you are sooo lame, Dude.
Heyyy, stop hatin'! That was my French arm! Remember? I broke it that game of football.
Ohhh yaaaa.
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Common slang used in the adult entertainment industry and on the streets. It means to give oral sex without a condom. Adds for escorts will commonly state that they, "allow full french" as part of the experience.
She's an escort that provide full girlfriend experience, however doesn't do full french.
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a french motorboat takes place when a guy sticks his balls in a glass of milk and girl uses a straw to blow bubbles in the milk
Robert loves getting a french motorboat.
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The most intimate and beautiful of all hugs. You start with you your hands really close together and make contact with the generalized belly-button area of the lucky recipient. Then your hands split off to adventure back to the small of the other persons back. Once your hands are around the kidneys, pull them in real tight and make a quick turn up toward the shoulder blades. Once you've finally come to rest at the upper back, possibly even wrapping around to the top of their shoulders, try to maintain a well distributed pressure over their entire body. A deep smell of their neck and pelvic thrust are encouraged, though optional.
Sammy likes getting french hugs from other guys...
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