red grass

when an idiot proposes a dumb question.

bro that's such a red grass moment..

itchy grass

When a male has a thick pubic hair, it's really itchy.

Hey dude, why you scratchin'
I have an itchy grass, dude

grass ninja

Person who does not ever buy weed, but always smokes others. Mooching off of smoking circles or other social groups.

"Was Roy at the party?"
"Yeah man, he was a Grass Ninja like always and smoked all our weed and left."

grass parrot

Aussie slang for a Green Parrot.

Oi Shazza! The fuckin grass parrots are in me yard again!

porch grass

Weed-typically smoked on your front porch, cause you don't give a fuck who sees.

I had a rough day at work. I need some porch grass and a beer.

Giggle Grass

A slang term for Marijuana

Did you hear they legalized the old giggle grass in Washington state?

Suspicious Grass

The good kush.

My dad held out a baggie of my weed and said “Care to explain this suspicious grass, Son?”