pleading insanity

the greatest band that ever live the best metal ever heard

they rule they are the best

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paintbrush irl inanimate insanity

someone who irls paintbrush from inanimate insanity

zoe: are you a paintbrush irl??

chloe: yes yes yes yes yes yes yes surely yes yes surely yep yes yes yes yes yes yea I am duh yes yesnyensyensyensy3jsudjjsjsmdjdjsj I am definitely a paintbrush irl inanimate insanity

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pleading insanity

I'd have to say the best music I have ever heard. It's the only thing I listen to.

That band, Pleading Insanity, is fucking SICK stuff.

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temporary insanity sex urge

The insane or insane-like urge to fuck.

I remember feeling such a strong urge and need to fuck my woman that looking back on it I realize I was in a condition which could be correctly described as temporary insanity. In that condition nothing else mattered as much as fucking her. I call that condition "temporary insanity sex urge."

temporary insanity sex urge

The insane or insane-like urge to fuck.

I remember feeling such a strong urge and need to fuck my woman that looking back on it I realize I was in a condition which could be correctly described as temporary insanity. I say that because I remember that in that condition nothing else mattered as much as fucking her. I also remember one evening when I was in our car and the urge I felt to fuck her overrode the urge to eat, and I remember telling her that. I call that condition "temporary insanity sex urge."

i am batshit insane

you are batshit insane

you

your parents are dissatisfied

guy 1: I am batshit insane
guy 2: ok

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Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee

The panel of judges that attach a monetary reward to insane stunts performed by reckless vehicleists. Points are rewarded for:

height, length, helicopters taken down, hoes annihilated, hoes impregnated, pimps flattened, homages to Scarface made, police evaded, FBI humiliated, single file rows of, "Gouranga," shouting Hare Krishnas ploughed down, cars exploded, tanks exploded, rescue services exploded and pedestrians splattered.

The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr

"I came off my motorbike the other day and totally splodged a load of old ladies and the Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee gave me £300!"

"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."

"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."

"Flightless birds are dumb."

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