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The most beautiful girl in the world. Makes anyone want to talk to her forever. Has the best personality and can make the most boring day into the best day. Likes to steal jackets and your clothes but its ok because you care so much about her you will give her as many jackets as you can afford.
damn you looking like a Morgan wood
the female equivalent of a male boner - a female hard-on
"Man, that guy got me so hot & horny I had major fem-wood all day long"
When you're playing a survival game and all you do is farm wood and die, you are free wood.
Or when you're bad at any game, you're free wood.
I killed a guy with 2k wood on him he's free wood.
I keep winning against this noob he's free wood.
The effect of getting more frequent erections during springtime, a phenomenon which is believed to have a direct connection to animal mating habits which tend to peak during the aforementioned season. Can be particularly discomforting when wearing sweatpants and being in the vicinity of other people.
- Hey man, isn't springtime great?
- Dude, are you kidding me? I'm having the worst case of spring wood ever and I have a presentation in front of the whole class today...
"wow look at that dumpy who is that"
"it's austin wood dumbfuck"
When a guy is fucking a girl and pulls out before he cums, backs up and shoots his load at the hole while screaming “Fore!!!”
You: Last night I was fucking Ashley and pulled a Tiger Wood on her
Friend: No way, did you sink the shot?
You: Nah, it went wide left and hit her pillow
Someone you would never engage sexually.
I started talking to this never-wood last night and I was so lonely I figured fuck it.