iPod Kilo

The largest iPod aka, the iPad

"I saw a guy with one of those iPod Kilo's in Starbucks yesterday"

"A iPod Kilo?"

"You know, an iPad"

iPod Sloth

Refers to users of any number of PDAs (e.g. iPhone, iPod, Blackberry) that use them while in motion; this causes aberrant behaviors in the walking cycle.

The ability to text or read messages while maintaining the necessary sensory input to respond to the world around you is extremely difficult if not impossible. Users often accelerate and decelerate in a manner that seems random to those around them. This makes iPod Sloths a danger to themselves and other.

Hazards include: People (still or in motion, in front or behind), Light Posts, Parking Meters, Traffic

Well officer,
This girl was such an iPod Sloth that she ran into 3 people waiting at the crosswalk, then walked right into traffic without noticing, and never stopped texting!

iPOD overlord

a race of robots from the future that evolved from the Apple iPOD. These large iPOD shaped androids eventually enslave the human race and force them to do hard labour while whipping the humans with their huge white hi-fidelity earbuds...

"Get to work, humans..", said the iPOD overlord.

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iPod Jacked

When a passenger disconnects the driver's iPod from the car stereo to put their own in.

Me: Dude, I was listening to King Crimson last night and I got iPod jacked.
You: That shit's fucked.
Me: Yeah man, Never Shout Never can suck my balls.

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Ipod ear

when someone sings while listening to a song on their ipod and thinks they are singing in tune

person 1 "oh god sarah is really having a bad case of ipod ear"
person 2 "yeah no one can hit the high note in "Don't stop Believing"

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iPod job

A type of job that is repetitive, redundant, and takes no talent at all. most common example would be sign twirling.

"Dude my sign twirling work is a drag, the only plus is it's a total iPod job"

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fat ipod

when your ipod has gotten a lot of music downloaded to it. other terms include "whore ipod" or a case of "ipod obesity"

- hey man what are you doing??

:im dowloading all the beatles music onto my ipod! 255 songs!!!

- dang!! your going to have one fat ipod!

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