Shaq Shoes

When you're on welfare, and yo momma got sell her loose ass so you can eat waffles for supper. These are the shoes you end up wearing. They cost around $10 at Walmart, got fuckin Shaq on them, remember that fool? He was in some shit movie called Kazaam.

Well now he's sellin you his shoes yo. $10. If you wanna look like you're straight off the fucking boat from Somalia, these are your kicks of choice.

You so poor yo momma spread her ass cheeks with no lube just to get you Shaq Shoes, you must be Somalian

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poo shoe

noun- a shoe after stepping in poo

ewww! it stinks in here- someone must have a pooshoe! everyone check their shoes.

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shoeing

Fulfilling the act of being a shoe
Often related to loss of dignity and independence.

E.g. : Person 1: Where's Bobby tonight
Person 2: He's shoeing
Person 1: Ow....

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Shoe-icide

When you look so good in your shoes and have to much pride to take them off because you know being sexy sometimes hurts. Go girl! bend&snap

LOSO:

"Louis Vuitton shoes, she got too much pride
Her feet are killing her, I call it shoe-icide
Looking good has it's sacrifices"

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milk shoes

Milk shoes is when you are so poor you have to cut up old plastic milk containers and wear them as shoes.

Kody: Dude... I need to make me a new pair of milk shoes

Matt: Word up bitch. Thems lookin raggedy.

Derek: Hell yeah.

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eating shoes

an expression of a state of anger to the point where one would take off their current pair of shoes and promptly begin to consume said footwear.

bob-hey i fucked your wife

jim-ARHHH!! im so pissed i could eat shoes!

joe-heh, hes eating shoes.. hah

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Ass Shoe

Giving someone an enema with your shoe. This includes but is not limited to: A boot, high heels, sneakers, chucks, track spikes, and all forms of footwear.

"I am going to ass shoe your ass if you dont shut your ass."

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