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The perpetual motion of the elite class fucking over the middle and lower class.
Friend: The government just made taxes lower on the rich and higher on all of us.
Me: That's the jewish machine for you.
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the act of taking a dump on a bitches chest then peeing in the middle of it making it resemble mashed potatoes and gravy.
Anthony:So i got with this chick last night she was nice....and black...she tried givin me a "dry" blowjob i slapped the bitch in her dam mouth and knocked out her friggen teeth.Then i gave her the jewish taters she was flabbergasted.
Alex:i just got hard
Matt:YOU DA MAN!
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A Jewish Pinata occurs when someone's change falls out of their pocket onto the ground and a number of people rush over to pick it up for themselves.
I pulled my phone out of my pocket in the hall today and 5 dollars in change fell out. It was the biggest Jewish pinata i've ever seen
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big hairy balls dadadadada
kid: yo can i get some jewish balls?
dealer: yea that'll be 50 dollars.
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4. IT means your a turd
a. A big piece of shit
b. A brown thingy that comes out of
your ass.
Your a jewish duck!!!! HAHHA!
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Something that is offensive towards primarily Jews or Jewish people.
Jack was suspended for saying all those Jewish slurs.
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A Jewish crush is when an American women, preferably a young women, doesn't stop talking about another man who isn't Jewish but likes weed. The word Jewish fits into this equation by the headband the young women wears to resemble her youth. The youthband must be white and about one inch thick, as like the dick of the non Jewish man.
Abby: Oh my goodness, I met a drug dealer the other day named Poli and he's SO attractive! Everyone has relationships with their drug dealers, right?
Madeline: Dude, you have such a Jewish crush. Move on! I bought weed from him once, it was ditch.
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