jewish machine

The perpetual motion of the elite class fucking over the middle and lower class.

Friend: The government just made taxes lower on the rich and higher on all of us.

Me: That's the jewish machine for you.

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jewish taters

the act of taking a dump on a bitches chest then peeing in the middle of it making it resemble mashed potatoes and gravy.

Anthony:So i got with this chick last night she was nice....and black...she tried givin me a "dry" blowjob i slapped the bitch in her dam mouth and knocked out her friggen teeth.Then i gave her the jewish taters she was flabbergasted.
Alex:i just got hard
Matt:YOU DA MAN!

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Jewish Pinata

A Jewish Pinata occurs when someone's change falls out of their pocket onto the ground and a number of people rush over to pick it up for themselves.

I pulled my phone out of my pocket in the hall today and 5 dollars in change fell out. It was the biggest Jewish pinata i've ever seen

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jewish balls

big hairy balls dadadadada

kid: yo can i get some jewish balls?
dealer: yea that'll be 50 dollars.

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Jewish duck

4. IT means your a turd
a. A big piece of shit
b. A brown thingy that comes out of
your ass.

Your a jewish duck!!!! HAHHA!

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jewish slurs

Something that is offensive towards primarily Jews or Jewish people.

Jack was suspended for saying all those Jewish slurs.

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wanna be jewish

attention seeker who trying to look smart, unique and cool, someone who self-proclaim believe in Judaism therefore they're a jewish but in reality they're just an atheist fag that make fun of religion online

wanna be jewish : i believe in Judaism so i'm a jewish ( *meanwhile on atheism forum typing* haha jesus is a fag RAmen)

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