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John

john is a cute guy...everybody loves him

johns sooo cute

by monhoe weedbury January 24, 2017

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John

a very courteous middle aged man that will never understand what you're on about. However, his number one priority is to make you happy. That does make up for his stupidity.

John: "Are you cold? Come here, lets hug you for a bit."
me: "OK." (trying to relax, then sits up energetically) "You do know that my sun envies my moon and that they will always be in a frenzy because like fish they cannot come up for air, they rely on their gills, John!"
John: "Yupp. Now make yourself comfy."

by Krkič February 4, 2020

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John

get out of my face you bugs bunny lookin’ ass, yuck!!!1 youre crusty bro!!! tell me, how is it possible to look 7 and 29 at the same time!?!?! get lost bro

β€œjohn you look like bugs bunny πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜³β€

by MichaelJacksonHeeHee October 29, 2019

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John

Is usually a very sarcastic and funny person. He loves to laugh and be loud. Even though he annoys the majority of people he is around, everyone loves to have a good laugh with or at him. He tends to like people named Teia, Teia, Teia, and Teia. He also tends to like memes and laugh uncontrollability. He is a decent person, and a good friend to have. He also usually prefers academics to sports. He is also a video game or youtube freak. He likes people to laugh at him even when he is doing the granny panty. "Housekeeping!" Also, Teia is secretly in love with John but acts like she isn't because she's embarrassed. :( also kinda likes Austin ;/

What is that sound, it's almost like a girl laugh, wait never mind it's just John.

by Nicholeeee337 June 13, 2019

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John

A guy with that is very well endowed

That guy has a huge johnny

by briley December 24, 2016

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John

A tall skinny white boy who is athletic and sweet to you but a fucking idiot around his friends.

I wish John would be more aware

by ItdoesnotmatterπŸ’˜ March 18, 2019

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John

The motherfucker who told lies about me,and kissed me in 1st grade but he a scared bitch.

Johns crush:Hey do you know John?
Me: Ya that big headed dumbo lookin as bitch then ya =l

by JackieChan13 March 11, 2019

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