John

John is a God damned moron

Woman - 'Is that John?'
Woman 2 - 'Yeah it is'
The rest of the room - 'Let's leave...'

John

The toilet

Be back bro, I gotta use the John real quick.

John

Meaning gun - mostly used in Liverpool

I’m not scared of him arkids got his John lad

John

A dumb person. The funniest person alive

John is so funny

John

The Leader Of WAKANDA forever

other African countries where attacking (John).

John

Never has friends his own age.

That John always hangs out with those old kids

John

smells really bad and walks funny

ewwww he smells like a john