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A joke that doesn’t bang.
Usually told by people called Miles.
Miles: Tells a joke
Anyone he ever talks to: “Miles, that was a dead joke.”
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1. a dirty joke commonly referring to a man's genitals.
2. this website
"it shoots straight, it looks straight, and it sounds cool" "you are far to fascinated with dick jokes my friend."
this website is a massive fucking dick joke.
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n. a joke or saying that has meaning to a few select people on the 'inside', and none to anyone else. Generally very annoying; try searching for a definition on Urban Dictionary without running into at least one. You'll find you can't.
OMG, Jenna somerville is da shiznit! Her name is, like, synonymous with tool. I hate Chris because of a stuffed animal named purple nurple
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1. When someone steals your joke you made earlier.
2. When a person generally steals one's jokes, he/she is classified as a joke stealer and an Attention Hog.
After one steals another's jokes, the original joke maker may become a ZB and put a ZB hat on to ignore everyone/everything.
1. "Dude, you just stole my joke, what the fuck?"
2. "You fucking douche, you are such a joke stealer!"
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A joke that is told while smoking weed in a circle, and thus must be kept between the circle. "What's said in the circle stays in the circle."
James: you can't expect to be on the "top 5 fighters at work" list when you have a curfew.....
Betty: Oh man that's funny ! I'm going to have to tell people at work!
James: Nahhhh nah nah that's a circle joke.
a joke about trauma or problems in someone's life as a coping mechanism for it. kinda in a dark humor type of way
person 1: *fucked up joke about an e4t1ng d1sord3r they have*
person 2: bro wtf
person 1: don't worry it was just a cope joke
When someone else kills the joke by getting serious, and having to explain why its not funny, and how serious it is instead.