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When Santa gets his North Pole hoes and has the best foursome ever before going to molest the children of the world
I hope the Santa has a big jolly christmas
"Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?": a phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).
phonetic pangram: phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).
argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.
ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about "Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?"
"ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!" - says a pirate
A traditional suffolk county Christmas drink. 1 part boiled milk, Well vodka, dash of cinnamon, pinch of nutmeg, needles of a 100 year old blue spruce, and if harvest allows 3 cranberries for garnish.
After a long day at work, Gary came home to enjoy a nice hot Jolly Watson, a nice adult beverage.
During Christmas time you put minty hot chocolate in your mouth and spit it in a girls ass
I was at my family’s Christmas dinner when I gave my little sister a jolly jammer
When you ram a rust pipe in a girls ass while she is giving you a sloppy blow job all while she finger blast your brown eye.
Hey Richard "aka Dick" I heard you and Suzy rotten crotch took a trip to the jolly bungalow last night.
Dude I gave fat Becky the jolly bungalow last night.
The sothern Illinois version of saying "holy shit". Usually said by 40+ yr old men with shaved heads often named R...o..b..b..i..e with "-ie" in the end not "-y". Work at banks or something like that.
Girl, she be like " 200 men in Illinois dont earn $10,282 a year...OMG!"
R..o..b..b..i..e, he be like "JOLLY MOSES!!..!..!" (he be throwing some candy at that girl.)
Jesus, he be like "HELLOOO!"
When you stick your dick in a girls butthole and start spinning it in a rotating motion to make it wider
I gave my girlfriend a Jolly Horse
For christmas I gifted my son a Jolly Horse