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a bunch of idiots who think they are cool because they all have 99 stats and no life.
Hey im in the justice league, can i have a life please?
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That girl that wants to be Ariana Grande so bad she is starting to release music again, loser
Rebecca- remember Tori Vega on Victorious?
Rachel- um........no, what’s her real name
Rebecca- Victoria Justice
Rachel- ohhhhhhhh, the “I think we can all sing girl” she is just and Ariana Grande wannabe
Rebecca- did u see she released new music
Rachel- ya, she sounded like a bad Ariana wannabe
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To have sex with a girl whilst pushing her face away from you using your forearm at a rightangle in front of you. Best done during doggy sex to push her head forewards into the pillow.
During make-up sex, he took out his aggression with a forearm of justice pushing the back of her head down into the pillow, whilst taking her from behind.
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When those with a social justice orientation go off on a rant that may be philosophically correct, but will gain you no new support.
"Uh oh, there goes Tim again about social safety net. He's been smokin' the Weed of Justice today..."
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When you're doing a girl from behind, and switch with your friend halfway through without her noticing. (aka The Magic Trick, but your friend is acting as your sidekick)
You go stand near the open window in front of them, spank it until you cum, then “Spiderman” her in the eye, as your friend kicks her in the shin. Turning her into the angry hulk/pirate.
Your friend then proceeds to perform an Angry Dragon on her, while declaring “Justice Has Been Served!”
The Justice League is often performed on a cheating girlfriend, spouse, or significant other and photos of these events documented for future girlfriends to see..
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