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The best damn child molester since the fall of the Roman empire. It is also said by some that he "raps" this has yet to be desided in court.
Man if I could R. Kelly half as good as dat guy I wouldn't even need all this candy/puppies/neverland ranch!
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African-American male in his late 30's who (very often) haves sex with underage females. Police raided his home and found digital video tapes which were obtained by the Chicago Police Department, but they eventually got released to the public somehow and ended up being sold from the back on vans on city street corners. He is also known for his marriage to the late R&B singer, Aaliyah. They secretely married in 1994. At the time of the marriage, she was only 15. Illegal. He is now facing trial and several charges of Child Pornography have been dropped. It is a very-simple case. They have proof right in front of their faces. Obviously, Guilty.
R. Kelly having sex with a girl who is under the age of 18, is illegal.
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When the most awkward person of your friend group is the only to have a boyfriend.
Sarah is the most awkward person out of her friends but she is the only one to get asked to prom...it's the Kelly Effect!!
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A codeword for the word 'cunt' on pre-watershed television, as popularised by 'The Mary Whitehouse Experience' television programme.
Henry Kelly was 'famous' for hosting the early 90s European quizshow 'Going for Gold' and for being a total Henry Kelly.
Henry Kelly, what a Henry Kelly!
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Famous banned twitch streamer.
She got banned for forgetting she's streaming and preforming a boob job on camera.
Help me Kelly Busty, I'm on the 83rd floor!
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Best professional surfer maybe of all time. 6x World Cup winner and 2x Triple Crown winner. Shreds up the water efortlessly and looks good while doing. Also is rumored to be with the victorias secret model Gisele.
Kelly Slater is the gnarliest surfer I have ever seen! Did you see him drop in on that 9 ft swell?
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The act of releasing foul waste products on an underage female.
"The only thing make my life complete, is when I turn your face into a toilet seat... I'm gonna PISS on it!"
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