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A hot, three-round burst of farts, planted on your lovers nape.
Dude, did you see Fred give Gabby them Calamari kisses?! He ran in bare ass, and just suction to the back of her neck!
butterfly kiss but on your butt.the fire part happens when you get it.it heats up things in bed.
joe wanted to give his girl a rim job but she refused so he gave her a firebutt kiss and she gave in.
A sexual act when a man performs oral sex on a woman and holds her fluids in his mouth. The woman simultaneously performs oral sex on the man and hold his fluids in her mouth. They then kiss open mouthed, mixing the fluids together. It can also be performed between two guys or two girls.
+Why do you called it a cloud kiss?
-We had white/cleared fluids inside our mouth, duh.
Sung in Steely Dan's "I Got The News," it's basically cunnilingus.
"Some night, huh? I clearly remember that spanish kissing I did ya."
The art of tactfully swiping your dick across a woman’s face, in a “Z” pattern, while she’s wearing a mask.
“I was just getting coffee when a man gave me a surprise Zorro Kiss, leaving a visible trail of Precum in the shape of a Z.
When a guy and girl are smoking the good kush and while they're kissing one person blows their smoke into the other persons mouth, so both are getting that good high. and it feels dope
Girl: Hey wanna smoke this J?
Guy: Yes.
(kush kiss)
Girl: mmm that was so hot let's get out of here
the greatest and funniest edit of Spongebob
Squarepants in the world. if you do not see it you will live the rest of your life in shame and dishonor
"I gotta boner!"
"Grandmas Asscheeks"
"My wang is as hard as a prosthetic leg."
"Grandmas kisses"
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