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Lamp ass

A person male or female, with zero common sense!!

Someone Lacking morals and integrity! They are Self centered and argumentative, even though they don't possess the skills or tools necessary to win any battles of the mind! Someone who can't get out of their own way!!!

God Jane is stupid as a box of rocks!!! Lamp ass mother fucker!

by Cowboy713 March 22, 2023


lamp job

When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.

It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.

Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.

by El Gato Fuerte February 22, 2019


lamp hat

Joey's gay discord name

'Thats a nice lamp hat'

by Big Bob 123 February 12, 2018


Lamping

To hang out and relax, inside or on the street, by yourself or with others.

The crew is lamping in Queensbridge every day.

by qbc94 June 5, 2022


Lamping

The act of being in charge of turning off the light at bed time when in bed with your partner.

"I'm going to sleep now so you're in charge of the lamping"

by Sockofoogles January 20, 2024


Lamping

To merk rodents and small mammals with a small caliber rifle or airsoft gun. Preferably with Mr. Meyers in or around Sommerset, PA.

The Meyer's just took me and the missus lamping on vacation. Sum good eatin afterwards.

by Jimbobcooterville December 29, 2020


Maine Lava Lamp

Rubbing buckets of melted butter up and down your girlfriends back until she gets pissed and slaps you with a lava lamp.

"How did Jeff die?"
"Kelly gave him a Maine Lava Lamp."

by H+M December 20, 2014