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It's life means that something that you saw/heard is so amazing that you couldn't live without it.
Friend: "did you hear All Time Low's new album?"
Me: "ermergerd yes, it's life."
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Life is like a penis. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely. Then women make it hard.
Life is good, most of the time.
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An acumalation of unwanted unnecessary things that people then argue over when you die. (ah the bliss of death)
what do you want to do in life
i want to be rich
Why...then what happens......
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The first quantity, followed by "the Universe and Everything" of the equation.
The result of the equation, "Life, the Universe and Everything", is 42. Does anyone have the foggiest notion what arithmetical operations to perform on the quantities?
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The thing that a person cannot live without, but will continuously try to FUCK you over every chance it gets.
Man, I was supposed to go on this date tonight with this beautiful girl, but she totally flaked on me.
Shit dude, that really sucks, thats life.
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Me: why am I doing this wat is life?!
Me: life is so boring.......
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Life is fleeting. Not until you see your fugaciousness, you see that every day, every hour even every moment is a gift , a gift you can only open for one time. A gift that can delight you only one time. You find out that workaday issues basically do not have a real importance. You will find out that you should capitalise every day, every hour and every moment, because no moment comes back. The life, every day, every hour, every moment is a gift, because we are all fading. Along the line we all will end to exist and could not ask ourselves "what if..."
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