london lottery

You are moving into a new flat with complete strangers. You don't know how they are going to be like or if you'll get along, hence you're playing the London Lottery. If you're lucky, you might end off with someone you get along with and enjoy. If not... they can become a nightmare

"Are you moving in with friends or playing the London Lottery?"

East London

The most ghetto and ratchet part of London. Girls in East London are known for having sexual relations in public toilets. Most people from east get turned pack.

eg: did you hear about jazz the girl who got blown out in stratford toilets, east london girls are skunked

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london lasagna

when you lube up with marinara sauce and fuck a shitty ass then before you cum pull out and stick your dick in the persons mouth so they can enjoy the lasagna

"Alice is dying for a London Lasagna."

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London Teacozy

A sexual act where the male rubs his penis in between the females ass cheeks while pissing. Usually performed in London and enjoyed with crumpets.

Jack: "yo i gave that bitch a London Teacozy last night!!!"

Caleb: "dude i tried that once and got slapped in the face!!"

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London Applegate

She's that one chick who sticks to a guy once they're deeply in love. She's funny, smart, sexy, and she's one hell of a looker. If you ever find a London Applegate, make sure to hold her tight. She's the baddest bitch of them all, and no one could ever replace her. Never in their entire lives would they ever succeed. I have this crush on this girl named London and her last name is Applegate because she fucking loves apples. She's so awesome and funny...

London Applegate is the best woman to ever live in the entire world, no debates.

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the name london

The petty gay

The name london is used for gays

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London Syndrome

The complete resistance of hostages to comply willingly with the demands and requests of their captors.

A phenomenon which is the opposite of the Stockholm syndrome (wherein hostages form bonds of empathy and sympathy with their captors to an extreme degree and may even defend their captors' actions.)

LONDON SYNDROME: "After a hostage situation in London, the London syndrome was born which described hostages refusal to comply with the demands of their captors."

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