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You receive your Lone Wolf Badge by taking down a 300 lb moose by yourself. In other words, a man sleeping with an overweight woman for the first time.
Seth: "dude i got wasted and hooked up with Big Heather last night. It was bad"
Murphy: "Shes huge! you totally got your Lone Wolf Badge."
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when you and your friends pretend your lonely.
Emma: we can be lonely smol beans!
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In a dark room there sits a lonely boner boy wishing for Hentai haven...
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A school in Lone Tree, Iowa! It is in fact a high school!
(1) A hell for people who don't follow cliques and cliche shit.
(2) Full of wanna be Jersey Shore members that tan WAY too fucking much!!
(1) Mr. Hansen: I fucking HATE Lone Tree High School!
(2) Brenden S.: Dude Erin L. is way too fucking tan! It's like she wants to be black! Damn crazy bitch!
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On September 5th, 2010 at his concert in Maryland, Justin Bieber got pranked by his crew. For his song "One Less Lonely Girl", he usually has a female fan from the crowd brought up on stage, and he sings to her and gives her flowers. Well, on September 5th, a old, fat man wearing a crown was brought on stage. Justin was creeped out and wouldn't even give him the flowers, so he gave them to a girl in the audience. He jokingly knocked the crown off the man's head also, when he finally realized the crew had pranked him. At the end of the song, the man picked Justin up. So what usually is known as the One Less Lonely Girl, turned into the One Less Lonely Boy that night!
Justin Bieber: *backing away from creepy old man on stage* "there's gonna be one less lonely boy...?"
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Little Lonely Leaf Luna is a thing that stays up all night doing art and watching TV. Little Lonely Leaf Luna, or Danny, is a thing that has existed for quite some time. This is an updated description of it!
You: Little Lonely Leaf Luna, why are you up at 11AM with no sleep!?
LLLL: Cats.
An album by hawthorne heights. One of the greatest albums ive ever heard. All the songs are great! Except the song "Decembers" which sucks!
dune #1: have you heard hawthorne heights new album "if only you were lonely"?
dune #2: yeah, it totally rocks!!!!
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