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A retirement or social security check.
Waiting on the mail box check.
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The voice mail you leave when the call recipient does not answer their phone.
"leave your message at the tone"
*beep*
"thanks for not answering your phone. B-t-dubs, punishment voice mail."
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the best way to get an asian wife without being asian.
$3.50! for a mail order bride? good lord thats a lot of money.
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This is not a rare acurance it happens to most of us ,when a persons underwar ride up in between tha ass cheeks and that said person has to wiggle and or squirm or outright pick the fabric out of their ass .usualy happens in pulic so as to embarass the person!
aka - wedgey
boy-ha look at that lady mommy she has a letter in the mail box like you had yesterday.
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The mail which we get from that certain person we all know who believes every single one of her friends would appreciate getting every G.D. piece of email she gets forwarded to them. She never cleans them up either, so all the forwarded and forwarding address's show. Also included are those chain emails which state they have to be forwarded or bad luck would ensue.
Damn! MY inbox just got crammed full of Brenda mail! She's getting periously close to my blocking her.
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A very sensationalist tabloid that thrives off of gormless people buying its so-called newspapers and has a habit of covering spam articles rather than news itself which it is supposed to!
HDM are also known to delete peoples comments without merit; for some reason they hold commenters to a much higher standard than their own editorial articles! I'm not sure wherever that should be seen as a compliment or an insult.
Oh Hull Daily Mail has deleted my comment AGAIN? wtf is wrong with this stupid waste of space tabloid and yet they post another spiel about what Aldi is selling WTF! if we post about this shit, they quickly remove it... shit propaganda paper should go bust.
The waiting period after you send an e-mail that is somewhat nasty or contains a dirty joke to a person that you are still trying to feel out their limits of what they consider acceptable and what is not.
Charlie suffered 48 hours of e-mail remorse until Linda finally replied to his e-mail in a positive way and followed it up with her own dirty joke.