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When your dick is sticky and you have your dad or relative lick it .
I called my step sister about my maple slong and she came in my room seconds later.
To cover yourself in maple syrup and then sticking bacon to the syrup in an attempt to attract a Canadian sex partner
I might try the maple baconator tonight, I could really go a snow Mexican ey
Another word for nipple twisting people, can also be used as a term for cuming on to someone
Person 1: yo did u see how Jemima maple crapled that dude earlier
Person 2: yh did u see how he maple crapled ya back?
The act of farting into one another's asses.
"Hey bud, let's maple syrup handshake later!"
A Maple Pop is when a man and a woman go back to one of their apartments and take every piece of clothing off. The female starts giving the male head, the male then states “I can’t fucking bust.” So he shoves his 15 inch penis inside the female. She screams and the penis goes deeper and deeper into her clit. But after hours of sex and still no cum, they both agree to go to sleep. And when they wake up in the morning, the male out of no where pops a nut onto the females face, leaving it sticky like maple syrup, hence the name ‘Maple Pop’.
“IM GOING TO FUCKING MAPLE POP ON YOUR ACNEY FILLED FACE.”
When you give a homeless man a handjob, using maple syrup as lubricant.
The other night I got kinda drunk, and gave a maple hotdog. I regret nothing.
When you ejaculate in maple syrup and eat it with your pancakes
I made some sloppy maple yesterday it had a little of a salty taste to it