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When somebody can't actually help you, they just join you in trying to figure it out.
When Freddy asked the employee where the air filters were located, the employee could only offer Freddy wal-mart help by leading him around the store a few times. A task Freddy would have undertaken solely had he not assumed the employee had actually known where the filters were.
The store where fat b*tches ride on scooters,buy cheap soda{sam's cola} and
scream at their children to get more hot dogs.
Average truckstop whore•i need some condoms,sams cola and some perfume that smells like sperm. Lets go to wal*mart supermarket.
Child•you dont any perfume,you already smell like sperm!
A K-Mart with a grocery center inside. Kind of like Super Wal-Mart. The only similarity is they both suck.
Super K-Mart sucks dirty hobo ass
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having sex doggy style in a cart while a third friend pushes you through the aisles.
Sarah- i need to go shopping
Zach- lets go on a Wal-Mart adventure!!
Eadie- oh great...do i have to push the cart again
Zach+Sarah- ;)
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A circa 2011 term coined by a 350 lb man who was nosebombed by the winds coming from the asshole of an unmedicated lactose intolerant man after he had drank a triple espresso with half and half with a banana, usually smelling like a sweaty ripe ass that hasn’t been washed in four days Or smells like one of the fat people at Walmart taking a shit in the bathroom or also performing a dry dock at wal mart
Guy 1 dude I was in the crapper the other day and the guy in the next stall and it smelled like wal mart farts
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter
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1. When you've received terrible service.
2. Getting screwed over royal.
1. I'm never going there again! I received the Wal*Mart Policy
2. You got fired while you were on vacation? You got the Wal*Mart Policy!!
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Do y'all think Sprawl-Mart is a name of a fictional store in The Simpsons? Well guese what? It's not.
Trivia: In Springfield, Sprawl-Mart is located near the Costington's department store (which is next to the men's shelter.)
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