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A game where you call your parents and start masturbating, the catch is that you have to finish before they arrive
Yesterday I played kamikaze masturbate but I lost
The act of masturbating over somebody who annoys you, in retaliation. Could be used as an act of revenge or just as an excuse to masturbate over them.
Man 1: 'Hey dude, that really really really really hot girl unfriended me on Facebook.'
Man 2: 'What are you gonna do about it mate?'
Man 1: 'Chillax mate, I already got her back through retaliatory masturbation.'
the self-indulgent display of morality
Don't make a public speech scolding her for wearing a Pocahontas Halloween costume. We don't want to hear your moral masturbation.
Mucho Masturbation is a line sang by Mark Cohen in RENT. Mucho mean much, many, or a lot, so taking what that word means, we can put that with masturbation and see that mucho masturbation means "a lot of masturbation" or "many masturbation sessions"
"I was so bored last night I did some mucho masturbation after watching RENT"
Masturbation (by a man) that takes place silently.
Harry has Ninja masturbation skill!!
This is when you masturbate every day for the month of March. It is also called #MasturbateMadness
John said he would never take part in Masturbate March ever again.
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a term used to describe the time when you should be doing homework, but you are using it to masturbate.
the math homework looked too long so i used procrastination masturbation too relieve my boredom and frusteration.
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