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When something is so awesome, there is no word or phrase but this one to describe the awesomeness of the 'thing'
"Guy 1: Did you see the new episode of Spongebob last night?"
"Guy 2: Yeah man, it was like meth and cocaine put together!"
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•noun- A top secret cargo train that only travels between the hours of 0000 and 0300. It's a liberal train that carries meth, spice, and fentanyl, and people sprinkle it out on to everything as the train passes. They also pick up drug lords and heroin/fentanyl czars from the Southern border, and distribute them to Seattle, Chicago, New York, and Tampa. It's also said that when the train makes stops briefly, that suddenly all these holes open in the train cars, and peers flop out to satisfy glory hole enthusiasts who are usually awake during those hours and are on xtasy.
Helen: "Honey, wake up I hear an odd train sound passing!"
Frederick: "OH dear, that's just the secret liberal crystal meth train that distributes garbage. Nothing to worry over sweetheart."
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Wasilla, a small community north of Anchorage, formerly mayored by 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin.
"I can't believe they charged me for my rape kit after that meth head held me at knifepoint. It's no wonder Wasilla is Alaska's crystal meth capital."
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they shady five-eighty (580)
lawton, oklahoma
driver---"where ya headed?"
hitchhiker---"lawton oklahoma...ya know it?"
driver---"methlawhoma(meth-law-homa)!! Hellsya jump on in!!!
A cross between every kind of wrong a woman could be.
Did you see my Ex's new Karma punishment? She is a new breed we are deeming Meth swamp pedo whore.
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An over exaggeration of ones life during ridicule. Not necessarily meaning one will, "Smoke Meth & Hail Satan".
Roger: "Kicked out of college, a DUI and fired from your job? What are you going to do now?!"
George: "Smoke Meth & Hail Satan."
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One is fun, and the other isn't. Math is not very fun...
Baby Liza Koshy: The difference between math and meth is that one is fun and the other isn't.
Liza Koshy: Yep.
Baby Liza Koshy: Math is not very fun.
Liza Koshy: Wait wut?
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