Random
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Random
Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.
Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.
Friend 2: I know, then you'd have healthy skin.
When you do your hair and wear a chain like you're in Miami Vice, drive a jacked up truck and shit talk everybody.
Hey you on the step-stool, you're a total Miami Caterpillar.
A club in Miami where strangers become family share a common interest in BMWs and despise fake “M” Badges.
You guys going to the Miami Bimmer Club meet at Beat Culture Thursday?
Weed prownies laced with cocaine
Yoooo you didn’t tell me these were Miami crisp.
When some dude is jumping up yelling "Miami!" in a very inappropriate situation, this is called a random Miami. The random Miami has to be executed truely without any context to be classified as a classic random Miami. A random Miami is said to occur very rarely and therefore is an event only the luckiest of man will experience more than once in his lifetime.
Some dude: "MIAMI!!!" - "Wow, was that just a classic random Miami? My grandfather told me about this!"
the place where cubans love to scream and fuck & where people think it’s cute to have 5+ body’s
me : hey bro your girl goes to miami springs?
him: hell no bro that school is full of leg spreading refs
Chad: Bro, I got some Miami cola for the party.
Justin: Hell yeah dude, I love coke.